Sooo... we're going to try something new... i'm going to talk about certain topics while blogging considering i never have anything to talk about anyways. now this may be a complete failure on my part but i shall try. so today's topics are mice, public bathrooms, celery, cold water and brushing your teeth. which quite excellent topics i must say ;) haha. Kay so first topic... yayyy.
Mice... alright so I've always thought mice were cute, like i never understood why people thought they were gross. they're kind of like hamsters, i used to have a hamster. and i like rodents, they're cute. like i mean mice have really long tails and that part is kind of gross but other than that i think they're adorable. my grandmas house used to have mice in it and once they were gonna kill a mouse but i didn't want them to so i caught it in a box and freed it :p hahaha i am retarded that's a fact. but yeah. anyways i don't know am i supposed to talk more about it? i'll move on i guess.
alright so public washrooms. are gross. like and its super awkward... like you know. so apparently toilets are really clean because other than the toilet what does your bum really touch other than your underwear and stuff but i still find it completely disgusting so i avoid using them. alright your about to all know something completely disgusting about me and you'll probably like never come near me again :p kay so once upon a time maybe grade 5, 6 i'm not sure, i was watching some show on OCD or something like that and so yeah the people on the show were helping them get over it or whatever and... they made them lick toilet seats... hahaha soooo then i was at school and i wanted to prove that i didn't have OCD sooo i licked a toilet seat... blaaahhh. that's disgusting i honestly don't know what i was thinking... i don't think i was thinking kay this is gross i'm moving on.
celery, is kind of good kind of gross. you see i used to not like celery and then i found out that celery actually makes you lose weight :D so i forced myself to eat it and so now i kind of like it kind of don't because i'm used to it but the taste still isn't very lovely. hmm what else can i say about celery? i'm not really sure i'm rather stumped. (yes i just said stumped). okay well this is useless information but in grade 3 my teacher made me eat celery and cheese whiz and raisins put together and i didn't like either of them like they're all disgusting and i was so pissed off cuz she made me eat it cuz "everyone had to try some". stupid teachers, like they make you eat stuff when you don't want to. i coulda died :P haha jk anyways
okay so what do i think about cold water? okay well i don't like it but who does? i mean unless your drinking it, warm water would be gross to drink... but just thinking of cold water reminds me of camp and how one year we went for morning swim everyday and it was deadly. like you just wake up and then you crawl out of bed and if you were swimming the day before you bathing suit would be freezing cold and so you have to put that on and your like still super tired and then you run into a freezing cold lake and almost die. but after it feels better because you can't shower at camp so it's kind of like instead of showering in the morning. also sometime after basketball i'd be so hot and sweaty (yuck) that i'd have a cold shower... haha but that's about where that story ends so it's kind of useless. So for the most part cold water sucks.
So i brush my teeth. yes, yes i do. i hate the way tooth paste tastes though. It makes me gag. i gag every time i brush my teeth. i also hate flossing my teeth cuz it takes too long and its boring. but the worst is mouth wash. the taste of mouth wash i like the taste of DEATH. okay no. not quite. i also think it's very gross when people don't brush their teeth. hahaha this is so dumb what am i supposed to say about brushing teeth? well at camp i always hate brushing my teeth cuz the girls bathroom is super duper full and so i gotta brush my teeth outside and yeah. haha. okay i'm stopping now, bye.
