Alrightio. So my first topic for today is binoculars. Yes I'm just gonna jump right into this. Ummmm.... kay binoculars. Dang I don't know what to say... well yesterday at dragon boat races people had binoculars to watch the race because the starting line was kind of far away. People use binoculars to hunt. I don't hunt, I never had and I don't intend to. Also I can never get binoculars to work whenever I try and look through them every thing is blurry and I can't adjust them properly so they've completely useless to me. Maybe I'm just really simple but that's okay you know? Kay moving on cuz this is dumb.
Next topic, kay dragon boat races... as I mentioned earlier. I went to one yesterday. It was a party, kay not really cuz it started thunder storming and it was kind of boring but whatever. I like the dragon boats themselves cuz they have a dragon head on the front and that's just freakin awesome yo ! but yeah. it started off cold and cloudy so i wore capris and a t-shirt and a sweater and then it got really hot like I was dying but I couldn't really do anything about it cuz if I took off my sweater thingy then I would get a farmers tan and I can't have that :O. And thhheeennnn it started thunder storming so everyone had to go under the big tent and get out of the water. And it was really crowded and soggy and stinky and gross. And I thought I was gonna die there cuz I thought a ginormous tornado was gonna come and kill us all (which didn't happen because I am still here). But yeah and then they were all like "we'll wait 15 minutes to make another announcement" and like an hour after that they decided to just do 2 more races or something. But yeah, me and my sister made a little home out of umbrella's to keep dry. But yup, I don't know how I feel about dragon boating cuz so far my experiences (one experience) with it has kinda sucked. Sooooooo yeah. Next topic.
PIZZA. OMG!!!!! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA. Kay so once upon a time there were these GENIUS people who were like 'i have this great idea, i'm going to make dough, put on tomato-ish sauce, and cheese and then I'm gonna cook it and were gonna have pizza!!!' and those GENIUS people were the Italians. I owe them big time, they're thee COOLEST PEOPLE EVERRRR. anyhow pizza is the best thing that has ever been invented. And then one day there was this girl and she was like 'hmmm i'm gonna eat this thing that looks really cheesy and good' and she ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it gave her food poisoning and she died. lol jk it was pizza and it wasn't food poisoning however she was like in heavennnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that girl is me, and pizza is awesome forever and ever amen.
Next topic. Kaaayyyyaaaaa, star wars. How can i possibly talk about this... I've never seen star wars.... it is a movie right? Or did it start off as a book? Like lord of the rings... or maybe that wasn't a book either. I don't know... is star wars the one with darth vader? All I know is darth vaders breathing is really creepy and at one point i think that he says 'luke i am your father' or something or maybe that's someone else in a completely different movie i have no idea. and there's something about 'may the force be with you' or something somewhere. Haha this is failing cuz I'm horribly clueless so imma move on now.
Kay so vacuum cleaners. I used to be so scared of them cuz my mom used to always like suck up my fingers with them and stuff and it scared me so much I used to be horrified it'd suck me into it or suck off my finger or soemthing it was a very very scary thing. And they make so much noise it annoys the aogihafig out of me and I also hate using them because my back gets sore :P cuz i bend down and yeah I don't knwo they're just a nuisance. in my personal opinion they're useless. If you can see it or the floor then pick it up if it's too small for you to see it's not worth cleaning, there's no point to vacuuming. SO SUCK IT. .... haha get it ? kay I'm retarded. I'm leaving.
pce brotha. (don't ask.)
