I can't write (or speak) french but that means the exciting post in my french language. Okay so I hath got some AWEESSSOMMMEE topics for you. :P This is gonna fail. Yenno what, I don't even care :P I DON'T GIVE A (*^*(&(*&(*^*&^%&^%^%$%$$^% guess the word?!?!? You can't. Because I don't know of a swear word that long. Anyways that's besides the point. Alright topic numero one.
Seniors. Oh boy I could be so mean about this. First of all some seniors are AWESOME. For example me. Kay I'm not a senior yet and hopefully if I find a way I will never be one. But if my plans fail and I become a senior I will be the coolest senior in the world. I will ride around in my little wheelchair and knock over everything and be a brat because I can be. Because I'm a senior. Take my grandma for example. She cheats in every card game, when you're playing a game and you think it's impossible to cheat. It's not. She will find a way!!! And she can basically turn anything you say into something dirty...... it's... interesting. Anyhow some seniors are really creepy like when your visiting your great grandma and some lady thinks that your mom who took you there isn't your parent and thinks they're trying to kid nap you so she offers to pay you to come with her. That happened to me when I was like 7, I was horrifeiied. Or when some old guy at 7/11 starts petting your hair and is like "what nice hair you have" or something... awks. Anyways, yeah but all in all seniors and kinda awesome.
Global warming _____ exist. Fill in the blank. Honestly I'm not too worried about global warming and I don't have much of an opinion on it. I mean if it's happening, yeah I suppose we might be able to slow it down by recycling and all that but we can't exactly stop it. Actually maybe we can I don't know I'm not a scientist. But anyways if global warming means hotter temperatures I'm down with that :P I like warm weather. It's nice! Only thing is I feel sorry for the polar bears. :( poor, poor polar bears. They're so cute. And vicious. Anyways that's not the point, well maybe it is. I don't know. Kay I'm done with this topic :P.
Tractors. That's topic number 3. Tractors are pretty cool. They're just like chill yenno "hey I'm drivin a tractor you know how it is." like I don't even know. This isn't making much sense but they're jsut so chill. They don't go very fast and they're just like there. And. Cool. Wow this is a failure, my point is not getting across very well. :P Hahaha. TRACTORSSSSSS. GRRRRR IMMA TRACTOR. I'm just kidding. Sorry I killed it! :P
Hockey!!!!!! Kay well I really enjoy watching hockey, like on TV or like in real life but I cannot play it. Skating... meh I can do it but I'm no good so to make me skate AND hold a hockey stick AND try and hit a puck.... doesn't always work out too well. In fact it usually turns out disasterous. I spelled that wrong but that's okay :P. Put hockey's cool and Canadian and all that :P. So yup.
That's all for todaaayyy. Hope you enjoyed. Or atleast didn't die of boredom. Yenno :P
Kay I'm shutting up now.
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